4 Hilarious Pizza Videos

You should never mess with the pizza guy, but if you do, make sure it's absolutely hilarious. Here are four of the funniest videos involving prank phone calls, filthy employees, and befuddled delivery drivers. 

Scottish Prank Call

Prank calling a pizza joint is always fun...well, always fun for the person making the prank call. You get your digs in, lead the person on the other line to believe that they’re taking an order, then let the jokes fly. Usually you’re met with a dial tone, as most pizza delivery places don’t have the time or energy to spend on a stupid prank caller. If you live in Scotland, however, be prepared to endure an onslaught of curse words and that adorable accent we all love so very much.

Across the pond there exists a radio host by the name of Scott Mills who apparently loves pissing off Scottish pizza delivery joint owners. In the audio below, you’ll hear Mills repeatedly call a pizza joint and make outrageous requests. At first he’s met with nothing more than some disdain, but by the time the man on the other end realized who he’s talking to, he lets loose with a flurry of expletives (all of them bleeped out), which are met with nothing more than laughter from Mills.

While one certainly advocate prank calling a pizza delivery place and wasting their time, you can’t help but laugh at just how furious the poor Scotsman gets with each and every call. Still, I feel bad for the guy, and I almost want to call him up and order a real pizza, with real toppings. Like haggis.

Domino's Workers Play Pranks, Face Criminal Charges

When you order pizza from a chain restaurant, you expect a certain level of cleanliness and sanitation that actually makes you want to order pizza from said pizza restaurant. This typically means fresh ingredients, a clean kitchen, clean pots and pans, and employees who take their minimum wage job seriously enough to not mess with your food. In the case of a couple of employees at a Domino’s pizza in a North Carolina franchise, the latter is merely guidelines rather than rules.

The video below made its rounds a few years ago and resulted in the immediate dismissal of both workers. After word got out, criminal charges were lobbied against them despite their claims that it was all a prank and they had no intention of serving the food they tampered with to customers. As you’ll see in the video, their habit of tossing snot into their food and sneezing on some cheese sticks may have been a “harmless prank,” but they’re in a whole heap of trouble. The most some pizza workers did at the pizza places I worked at was let a soda bottle roll around in their trunk. This is just sickening.

Boyfriend Tricks Girlfriend into Eating World's Hottest Pepper

When it comes to pizza toppings, a lot of people prefer a bit of spice. This typically comes in the form of jalapeno peppers or red pepper flakes, or, if you order from Papa John’s, those awesome little green peppers they serve with every pizza. if you’re brave, you can add some hot sauce and make your pizza really spicy. If you’re like the person in the video below, you can add the world’s hottest pepper to the pizza you ordered and not tell your girlfriend. If there was ever a reason to dump someone, letting loose a Bhut Jolokia, or “ghost chile,” in your unsuspecting girlfriend’s mouth is it. It takes a few seconds for it to kick in, but when it does, she immediately bolts to the kitchen to get a glass of milk to try and alleviate the burn.

In case you’re wondering just how bad the ghost chile is, it’s recognized by Guinness as the hottest ever, and is 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. It has a Scoville rating of over 1,000,000, which is the rating used to determine the spiciness of a pepper. While it holds the official record, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion was recognized by The New Mexico State University's Chili Pepper Institute as the world’s hottest, with a Scoville rating of over 2,000,000. To put it in perspective, these peppers are considered potent enough to be used as a weapon.

The poor girl in the video honestly believes she’s going to die, and in the end, you really can’t blame her. Still, funny video.

Teenage Girls Give Pizza Guy a Memorable (and PG-3 rated) Night

It’s every (male) delivery driver’s dream to deliver a pizza to an attractive woman wearing very little. Usually you wind up delivering to morbidly obese women wearing nighties (yes, that has happened to me), and while that provides an interesting story in its own right, it can’t quite replace sexy co-eds.

For the driver in the video below, a couple of girls decided to make his delivery memorable by wearing nothing but towels and playing Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On” when they answered the door. The driver looks to be a teenager or in his early twenties, and while the age of the girls is unknown, you can tell that he really doesn’t know what to do or say. You can bet, however, that he’s hoping for this routine delivery to turn into a porno situation, despite the fact that that NEVER happens.

Except in porn.

Posted on June 19, 2012 at 9:00 AM