When it comes to making a pizza, there really is no limit to what you can truly do. You can go with traditional pizzas, but that’s boring. What you need is a pizza that defies the laws of decency and what is acceptable to eat in public without guilt. Here are six of the weirdest pizzas ever made.
The Pizza with Pizzas On Top
It’s incredibly meta, and the only pizza you should eat when watching the sci-fi action hit “Inception.” Consisting of a standard pizza with tomato sauce on top, the meta pizza features mini pizzas as toppings. Yes, that’s right, mini pizzas. It’s ingenious in a way, as it allows you to combine all of the toppings you love onto one pizza in a way that weirdly satisfying. Of course, the pizza is pretty much the ultimate carb overload, so make sure you have plenty of time to pass out in a food coma once you’re done consuming this unholy pizza abomination.
Shrimp Crust Pizza
Right now Pizza Hut is offering its Cheesy Bites Pizza. Instead of a standard crust, it has a ring of cheese filled dough bites circling the entire thing. It comes with pizza sauce for dipping, and despite being kinda weird, it’s quite good. Japan, of course, has decided to take it to the next level by offering a very similar concoction, but with a twist. Instead of a ring of cheesy bites, it’s a ring of…shrimp bites?
Yes, baked around this pizza is a ring of dough bites filled with shrimp. While the absence of a crust is really no big deal, replacing it with shrimp is just downright bizarre. But who knows, it might actually be quite tasty.
This pizza isn’t so much weird as it is rather inventive. Yes, it looks weird, but it most likely tastes exactly as a normal pizza would. Simply put, it’s a pizza where the dough is shaped like a cone, with all the toppings placed inside. It is then baked like normal, though presumably using a special system to prevent the toppings from spilling out. These can be found at Kono Pizza in Italy, so you’ll have to fly to the home of modern pizza to sample this decidedly post-modern concoction.
The McDonald’s Pizza
The McDonald’s Pizza isn’t a pizza from McDonald’s, though that idea alone sounds pretty disgusting. No, it’s simply a normal pizza…with a cheeseburger value meal and chicken nuggets used as toppings. Variations of this pizza exist, but almost all of them contain what appears to be an order of fries, two cooked cheeseburgers, and a six-piece chicken nuggets on top of AND UNDER a layer of cheese. It’s the best option for a family that really can’t decide what to get for dinner.
The mother of all heart attack inducers, this is one insane monstrosity of pizza goodness. Judging by the picture, it’s quite simple to make. Take two fully cooked pizzas – toppings optional, though pepperoni is always nice – and set them aside. Then, take a metric crap ton of hamburger meat, form it into a giant patty equal to the diameter of the pizzas, and cook thoroughly. Feel free to add some cheese or other toppings inside the meat. Once it’s all cooked, slap that giant burger between the two pizzas, cut, serve, die of heart disease.
In ketogenic diet circles, the meatza is a rather popular option for those seeking to find an alternative to standard pizza crust, but to those not following fad diets, it’s just downright strange. Everything about it is similar to a normal pizza, except the crust is made out of meat. While any meat will do, many use sausage. The downside to this pizza is, of course, the high fat content, as well as the inability to pick the pizza up and eat it by hand. I mean, you could, I suppose, but it would be REALLY greasy, and probably REALLY hot. Regardless, it’s a good low-carb alternative to a traditional carb-filled pizza from your local delivery place.
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