You’ve seen cutters that look like scissors or cutters that were also made for serving but have you seen an electric pizza cutter?
For around $30, you can buy a ridiculous electric pizza cutter on Ebay! What makes it much more ridiculous is the fact that you have to plug it for it to work!
This must have been created for someone really that timid to cut a slice. Well, if you are that person, maybe you should just get a power tool instead. Saves you money and shame.